Don't Lie To Kids
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man answers, 'A bird.'
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, ' I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!'
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Boss and his Secretary
Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was
down. His secretary walked up to him and asked 'Boss this morning when you left your house did you close your gate ?' Boss was not smart enough to understand so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !
When he was about done with his paper work he suddenly noticed that his
Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him then boss finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
secretary. When he reached her desk He said 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?'
The secretary smiled for a moment and said 'No Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyres.'
Boss went back to his office mumbling... kan ni ne......!
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