犯贱。

有个女的，年纪轻，不过十来岁，和友人从东马过来念书。她人很漂亮，身材一流，意外地除了小女生惯有的脾气，工作算很勤力的了。

他朋友告诉我：她一天吃喝玩乐，可以用上几百零吉。我也见过她时不五时便搭乘taxi代步，好不奢侈的样子。

我陷入思考。

一个女生，难道要她省钱搭乘公共交通?! 那么脏，不方便，误站误点，还分分钟看司机白眼。要她节俭吃路边档?! 有点不卫生，又热，吃到汗水滴落多难看。要她存钱别花无谓钱唱K看电影血拼?! 那么，她还可以干些什么?

有点明白，为何现在的女生，无钱一切免谈。

有个男的，年纪还可以，二十来岁，从菲律宾过来工作。他人不英俊，身材短小，意外地撇开所有臭男人必有的习性，口才还非常一流。

很多人告知我：他人很friendly。我却看见：他常有的没的，工作不算认真，却在某些公司高层面前，假惺惺地展示自己的才能。

我再陷入思考。

一个男人，为何不能对自己工作要求点?! 说什么菲律宾的他不是酱的，来到这里变了个样。为何不能有骨气点?! 在背后说人怎样怎样，在他们面前还是条畜生。为何不能不能成熟点?! 管你怎样被骗，怎样被排斥针对，怎样失去动力，工作态度还是要有的。

有点不明白，为何现在的男人，无钱还一切免谈。

当身边的人，实际得吓人，我已见怪不怪。

以前我觉得，拜金主义的女生很贱。现在却觉得，她们都被这个价值扭曲的社会牵着脚步走。谁不想要生活轻松一些，女生嘛。

现在我觉得，败权主意的男人很贱。以前却以为，它们都是被社会种种的不平衡影响，内心还是正直的。谁不想要工作简单一点，男人咧。

女生可以妖似狐，男人大可cheap如狗。是的，大家何不贱一点，丢弃一切原则道德信仰，变为一只动物生活。犯贱，也是生活之道。

你们可以酱叫我。

这位伯伯，嘴很贱。

他会常常fatty fatty声称呼我，嬉弄一轮后呵呵呵笑。时常，我看他咧着少了几颗牙的嘴大笑的样子，也想笑。

我知道，他没有恶意，无非想找个幌子打发时间。虽然，我常会想，有酱肥没有？！然后理亏似的望望自己的肚皮。

终于我要离开那天，他问我要电话号码，说以后可以在马六甲见面，请我吃饭。然后他从上衣袋子里掏出了一本小册子，问我：些什么名？

中意你啦，写咩都得，我说。

写kopi肥佬ah？他问，完全把我归纳在“肥”的category里。根深蒂固，摆脱不了。

然后他用很端正的笔画写下：012-906XXXX，咖啡肥佬。呵呵。

已成往事。

那天，我一个人，收拾着。

在那里的那些日子，没有华丽得耀眼的成绩，更没有刻骨的往事。可我遇见的脸孔，说过的话出的糗，构成生命的一段回忆。

有人说：他们注定不让你离开我。呵呵，我知道她在说笑，却瞥见她眼角浅浅泛着的泪光。我知道那不是错觉，人始终是有感情的生物。

我端着他们的Orange Juice和Cappucino，知道这也许是最后一次。我告知他们，然后预见一丝难过的神情。他们离开，男的牵着老伴，一步一步走。希望他们安康。

他说：后会有期。我不隐瞒让他知道，香港人说这句话，特别有味道。是的，我们大多不会这么和人道别，都说：Take Care。


还有很多人，我来不及道别。也有一些人，注定让你在最后的时候察觉，原来你差点忘了他们。这些人，常见面，却只单纯点头示意，没有太多交集。

在那最后一刻，他问我要打火机，我远远挥手示意，没有。那时，我只想问他要电话号码，或Facebook。

我说：How are you?! 你腼腆的答说fine，声音小得可以。你脚步不作停下，不给我任何继续交谈的空间。

他们出现，是上天要我知道自己一直蹉跎的愚蠢，还是它慈悲给予的最后一个机会?!

脑里哼着周董的歌，“想回到过去，试着让故事继续...”我望着空乱的空间，觉得空气很沉。兴盛衰败，我们什么也办不到。自己已步入往事的一份子，轻若鸿毛。

Copy & Paste. :D

Don't Lie To Kids

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man answers, 'A bird.'

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.

A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What happened?'

The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

She answers, ' I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!'
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Boss and his Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was
down. His secretary walked up to him and asked 'Boss this morning when you left your house did you close your gate ?' Boss was not smart enough to understand so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !

When he was about done with his paper work he suddenly noticed that his
Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him then boss finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
secretary. When he reached her desk He said 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?'

The secretary smiled for a moment and said 'No Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyres.'

Boss went back to his office mumbling... kan ni ne......!

I Would Like To Know How She Thinks, & What She felt. :)

She woke up early. Took a shower, dressed up, "what a lovely morning" she thinks.

She reached her workplace, or maybe her institute, on time. The place is still dark, the CoffeeBean is not yet opened. She pulled a chair, & have her breakfast, a chocolate bun, which she bought while on her way.

After a while, the cafe is opened, her friend comes & join her, they were both waiting, & have a nice chat. They didn't know, that the cafe manager's observation n them is ON.

When they left, the manager yelling from behind, "Excuse me, Miss", with a toast on his hand. Obviously he was preparing customer's order."Would you please throw away the plastic after eating?"

She left the plastic cover of her bun on the table. Her face turned dark, arranged back the chair, picked the plastic & walked away.

I was the one yelling. I've always think, they are young, educated, pretty, so there should be just a little bit manners. Or else, sorry.

My staff asked: "Takkan stewardess pun takde manners kot?!" "Itulah" my answer.

That was in the morning. Then I saw her passed by my outlet again in the evening, obvious enough she was still upset. She avoids having eye contact with me, but somehow I felt like she was trying to be happy in the way she walks.

Suddenly I feel bad. Her day was spoilt, indirectly from her deeds, but straight from my words. Maybe she was just forgetful, or I might have spoken to her in a proper way. Free seating might be unwell, but rude is definitely bad.

"You started your day with a bad attitude" My staff said.

I was kinda agreed. "Just assume, I woke up from the wrong side of the bad today" & laughed.

Maybe I will say sorry to her someday. Because I know I will see her again, as long as we are still under the same roof, KL Plaza.

A World Beyond Ours...read at your own will.

There's flood again. In our own country this time, the Northern state Kelantan.

I read this on the papers days ago. Having the thoughts of what's happening to our mother Earth now. The recent disasters in every part of the world, are they the warning to us again?!

'Sekarang dah tak macam dulu kan. Dulu kita dapat predict macam pukul berapa akan hujan. Sekarang hujan lebat bila bila masa saja' my staff said.

Then I looked out. Was kinda ready for the change of weather in just a minute, & the strike of thunder storms to follow, again. But the sky is clear, streets are calm, things are fine, which is rare.

Suddenly this thing cross my mind. What if...everything is unpredictable?!

I told my staff, 'what if suddenly snow falls here, right along the busy streets of Bukit Bintang?!'

'What if Dinosaur suddenly appears out from nowhere?'

'Itu tak mungkin. Macam mana salji nak turun kat sini?! Kita kan dalam zon Khatulistiwa' he said, as if I'm stupid.

Well. I've said, unpredictable. Which for sure don't judge based on any logic, or do they make any sense. He just don't get the idea.

If we looked back, is there anything ever happened in reality, which was beyond logic to us?! Says the typhoon in Malacca?!

I have no intention to talk too much about weather. Those would sounds way too commercial since 2012 is nearer. Tomorrow when I'm writing this. I was merely having my own imaginations, of a world without logic & predictions.

If a man can die out of a sudden, right when he's walking to his office, with no pain no nothing. As if he has fallen asleep.

If the quakes can happens anytime anywhere. We are no longer in a safe zone. Do we still have pity on those suffered the aftermath!?

If butterfly bites. If flies attack humans. If rabbit grows to the size of elephants.

If H1N1 vanished in the next day morning. If the rain never stops for more than 13 days. If there's no rules, no boundaries. If we, live at our own risk.

Chaotic!? I guess it is.

But I do believe, we will be more responsible for our deeds, with more respects & loves to life itself. For when we live in a world as such, eternal would seems far & away, we'll value each & every minute, before the next. There shall be twilight within the darkest of humanity. I believe.


PS: I doubted myself why I had these unreal imaginations, perhaps I was badly influenced by the upcoming 2012. Haha.

PS2: I went to purchased the ticket for tomorrow's show. From 7.30pm onwards, all left only 1st row! Unbelievable. & I said mother fucker to a friend. Which shocked him. Hahaha.

味道。

我随手拎起了一件衣服，嗅了嗅，立刻将之放下，捡起另一件穿上。

那件衣服，很香，是我之前在越南中部，Hoi An一间七美金一夜的廉价酒店处送洗了的。我不舍得穿上，理由说来可笑，我生怕再洗刷过一次，会将那股香气洗掉，然后越南的那一段时光也随之淡去。

好笑对吧?!

去年，我一样对某一件衣服的香气，尽可能地将之保留。那时，每每闻到那淡淡的味道，总回忆起那段回不去的时光。走过的路，遇见的脸，和旅途上佛与色的矛盾。那是，泰国的回忆。

我想，人，也算是味觉系生物吧。

小时候，我们会对一颗小小的枕头，喜欢得不的了，睡前总会嗅嗅，才能睡得安心。就算年纪大了，也不舍得丢弃，哪怕上头沾染过大量奶水和口水的混合物。我们眷恋，那段有它的安稳时光。

人说：人与人相处，靠的是身上荷尔蒙的味道。哪天，他她走了，我们怀念起那股体味。如果人还在，多好。所以，我们有了辛晓琪的歌。

某街某处，我们吃上了一碗好好味的汤面，说：有家的味道。是的，妈妈炒菜煲汤，爸爸泡的Kopi O，所有的一切，靠着那丝丝的美味，我们记着。离家久了，越觉浓烈。

味觉的功能，我们用来辅助记忆力，让自己记着某段时光，回不去的美好。这么形容可不可以? 呵呵。

这些日子，很好。

曾经，有人这么说: 没有题材可以blog，是因为没有坏事发生。所以，应觉得高兴。

那时，我想，是的。

现在我离开的这么段时间，是否就表示日子过得安好?!

记得启程往越南那晚，我决定让自己与生活短截，看看自己可以做到什么程度。友人在FB上问: 我过得那么写意，何来消失的念头?!

呵呵。原来，往往别人看见的只是表面。风光背后的代价，只有自己知道。

也许，那也已足够。他人不懂，也可省却虚假的问候。

是时候，整顿思绪，理理面容，送你们一句: 我回来了。

A Thief & A Casualty?!

This is a story about learning to protect yourself.

This certain guy came into where i work. He kinda started an argue with 1 of my staff. They are both male, though this guy is obviously into the same sex.

OK. before he came in, I've had an idea of what happened. My staff was being "peep" from far during his business in the toilet. It was this guy who set his eyes on him. Then when he passed by my outlet, my staff couldn't hold himself any longer & shouted at him: Apa you pandang pandang ni?

So they fought when I wasn't around. Thus this guy returned after a while, perhaps he feels angry being shouted at.

Basically I don't know the exact scenario. In the toilet or in the outlet. So they fight. I was caught in between & listen.

The sissy guy say:

1. Where he wanna set his eyes is his freedom. He can look at anything he like.

2. If my staff thinks it is no longer safe to pee using toilet bowl, he might use the toilet rooms. "To protect himself."

3. He was standing far from my staff. He couldn't see anything from that distance, some more he's facing his back.

4. He didn't approached him near. So there's no proof or something that in ways harassed my staff.

5. My staff said he sort of licked his lips in seductive form when facing him. He claimed that he may do that whenever his lips are dry...

6. HE SAID: HE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING. HE JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO MY STAFF, HOW TO PROTECT HIMSELF IN THE WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN. IT'S RUDE TO SHOUT AT PEOPLE WHEN WE ARE ON DUTY. THERE'S SO MANY TYPE OF PEOPLE, HE SHOULD BE EDUCATED BY ME HOW TO BEHAVE & BE POLITE!

This is what I told him. Even eyesight can be harassment. I think he doesn't know.

This is what I told my staff. You are taught by a thief not to show your "asset" openly. haha.